You've heard of Capri (which you
probably pronounce incorrectly).
It's beautiful, it's expensive, it's a
little stuck up (so it deserves to be
pronounced incorrectly).

"Beware of the Ischitans" is an Italian
expression. It's true. Don't trust the
people from Ischia, ever.

Procida is the place to go. It's
a fisherman's island. It's tiny, pure,
isolated and inexpensive.